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Date: Tue, 02 Jun 1998 11:28:01 -0400
From: Richard and Jared <infodomnopsamrnetdomains4u.com>
Subject: Auto jokes


Hi, We're looking for some automobile or driving jokes & humor to add to our weekly page. Here's one from this weeks page: How To Start An Alaskan Car Owner fresh from the States, dashes out at 7:45 A.M. full of optimism and energy, chops off enough ice from the windshield to form a peephole to be used as a sight over the radiator cap (theory being that a line from the steering wheel over the radiator cap will guide one down the street). Injects a pint of ether into the carburetor, pours a pint of alcohol into the tank (takes a snort himself) steps on the starter which is connected to four truck batteries. RESULT: Arrives at work 3 hours late. To see the rest of this weeks jokes now goto: http://www.ezautocare.com/site1/new_jokes.html Or contribute to next weeks page: http://www.internetdomains4u.com/site1/submitarticle.html Of course we'll give you full credit. Thanks Rich

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