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Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 20:30:23 -0700
From: RED <davharnopsamnet.net>
Subject: Re: Severe Human Burns


Eff Smith wrote: > > My '89 900 Turbo Convertible is bereft of any possible location for scalding > hot morning coffee. > > I have tried the little plastic cupholder that attaches to the door. You > know, Wal-Mart/Conversion Van esque? In addition to looking idiotic, every > scratch or greater in the road sends whatever is in there all over my door, > lid or not. > I have tried travel mugs. A corner of any radius sends said mug travelling > to the other side of the car and, once, out the window. At least it doesn't > spill then. > I have tried to find coffee cups sized correctly at whatever gas-o-mat that > fit between the indent in the top dashpad and the windscreen. Brueggers came > close, but only after I spilled most of it into my left speaker. > > *What* in the h#%$ have you all done? Is it just me? I considered giving up > the notion of car-beverage relationships, but I can't bring myself to do it. > The crappy rental Toyota that I had while the Saab was being repaired had > about 30 different places to put things, 3 of which fit all manifestations > of beverage containers. > > Please help prevent further severe human burns. > > Thank you. > > Eff "Not Jeff" Smith I realize that this is probably a bizarre suggestion, but why not drink your coffee in the house, office, standing in the parking lot, or sitting in the car, but not while you're driving the car. The only possible excuse you could have is that you are in the car all the time in your job. And then, even that isn't a good excuse. I understand that if you can't drive, fax, talk on the phone, surf the internet, and drink coffee all at the same time, you'll never be a success in the business world. If you want to do all those things, then get a monster SUV, like all those people.

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