Date: Thu, 24 May 2001 02:42:06 GMT From: Soro <Soronopsam.com> Subject: Re: PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Mike Chomic wrote: Hi, my name is Mike and I need your help. I am an upcoming freshman at Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester NY. I am going to be an hit man and gold toothed pimp. It was recommended to me by students at RIT to get a Porsche to keep up with the other students, and all the new drugs that I will be introduced to in the College of Engineering. The Porsche that I need costs about $100,000. My parents can't afford to buy me a Porsche , because in addition to my financial help that I received from selling dime bags in the park, my parents took up loans to pay for my education. All my earnings will go towards monthly payments to my loan shark , which is $26,232. I have exhausted all other options of finding money to buy a Porsche except for prostitution. So, please help me get jiggy wit' this Porsche by contributing with ANY amount. If you don't believe me, you can call my parole officer at (716) 475-6631 and check for yourself that I am really enrolled there. If you do decide to help me, whatever amount you give me is 100% tax deductible. I beg you, please help me get a Porsche . You can send your contributions in cash, checks, or in any other way to the address below. For any coments contact me at: mchomicnopsamo.com > > > > Mike Chomic > > 340 Birch Hollow Dr. > > Bordentown, NJ 08505 > >
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