Date: Tue, 09 Oct 2001 15:19:48 GMT From: "RoyB" <biasbrosnopsamigy.net> Subject: Re: Saab vs Toyauto : imagine this scenario
"Kimo Saaby" <kimo_saabynopsamja.com> wrote in message news:3BC2F1DD.FC841B73nopsamja.com... > You meet a foxy babe..... > she likes you.... you like her... > she's a model... high class > She wants you to take her out & you say > > A) "I'll pick you up tonight in my Toyota" > > or > > B) "I'll pick you up tonight in my Saab" > > Now..... forget all your useless "ranking" about power or MPG or > whatever! > The FACT IS... you're more likely to get that date with answer B... the > Saab. > > See? The Saab is a more powerful automobile! > > The Saab is an automobile for elitists - not common folk! I mean > sure..... if it was a "factory girl " (Rolling Stones) ya might get some > action with a Toyauto .... I mean ... AFTER that dinner at > MacDonald's!.... > > But ya gotta have SOME standards! > > Maybe that's what Toyauto drivers lack : STANDARDS! > > Hey - I'm all FOR Toyautos!!! I mean, without 'em... there wouldn't be 2 > distinct levels of class! It makes it so much easier for the rest of us! > > GO TOYAUTO GO!!! (just move to the right on the highway - ok?) (and > PLEASE turn off that thumping sissy "soul" music OK? Vanilla Ice is > passe' - even for a factory girl) > > > > > -- > 1983 900 Turbo > Black (of course!) > Leather (natch!) So what happens after this "foxy babe" finds out you are a shallow person and a premature ejaculator? And then you find out SHE is shallow person and doesn't "do that" and "touching it is disgusting". Welcome to the world of meaningless relationships based on material wealth. Being dependent on your car to get laid will get you what you deserve.
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