Date: Tue, 09 Oct 2001 05:47:25 -0700 From: Kimo Saaby <kimo_saabynopsamja.com> Subject: Saab vs Toyauto : imagine this scenario
You meet a foxy babe..... she likes you.... you like her... she's a model... high class She wants you to take her out & you say A) "I'll pick you up tonight in my Toyota" or B) "I'll pick you up tonight in my Saab" Now..... forget all your useless "ranking" about power or MPG or whatever! The FACT IS... you're more likely to get that date with answer B... the Saab. See? The Saab is a more powerful automobile! The Saab is an automobile for elitists - not common folk! I mean sure..... if it was a "factory girl " (Rolling Stones) ya might get some action with a Toyauto .... I mean ... AFTER that dinner at MacDonald's!.... But ya gotta have SOME standards! Maybe that's what Toyauto drivers lack : STANDARDS! Hey - I'm all FOR Toyautos!!! I mean, without 'em... there wouldn't be 2 distinct levels of class! It makes it so much easier for the rest of us! GO TOYAUTO GO!!! (just move to the right on the highway - ok?) (and PLEASE turn off that thumping sissy "soul" music OK? Vanilla Ice is passe' - even for a factory girl) -- 1983 900 Turbo Black (of course!) Leather (natch!)
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