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Date: Mon, 18 Feb 2002 11:42:38 GMT
From: "Simon Clayton" <sc001d2555nopsamamblueyonder.co.uk>
Subject: Re: Volvo Joke


Here this should offend most large auto manufacturers: AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BUICK - Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips CHEVY - Charged HEaVilY CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet CHEVY NOVAS:- (are actually designed by Toyota: Chevota or Toyolet?) DATSUN - Disgraceful Auto That Stalls UNceasingly DODGE - Driven Only During Grey Evenings DODGE - Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere FIAT - Fails In Attempted Turns FIAT - Fix It Again Tony FIAT - Fine Italian Automotive Technology FORD - Fought Off Recall Demands FORD - Found On Road Dead FORD LTD - Found on road dying, Left to die. FORD - F___er Only Runs Downhill FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily FORD - First On Race Day FORD - First On Rust Development FORD - Fork Over Repair Dough FORD - Founded On Reservation Dump GEO - Good Engineering Overlooked GEO - Gets Eventually Over 50 GMC - Gets More Chicks GMC - Garage Mechanic's Companion JEEP - Junk Engineered Executed Poorly LTD - Laughable Trash Dump MAZDA - My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin! OLDS - Old Ladies Driving Slowly OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie PINTO - Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH - Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap PONTIAC - Penniless Old Nicaraguan Thinks It's a Cadillac PONTIAC - Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac PONTIAC - Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities PORSCHE - Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty SAAB - Sorry Auto, Always Broken SUBARU - Screwed up beyond all repair usually. TRIUMPH - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! TRIUMPH - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! TRIUMPH - The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily TOYOTA - Toyauto TOYOTA - Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple A "Four Weis" <mweinopsamcom> wrote in message news:3C700843.35CC8A90nopsamcom... > > > Bob wrote: > > > On Sun, 17 Feb 2002 00:08:58 -0500, Four Weis <mweinopsamcom> wrote: > > > > > > > >Which means you did not bother to go to the Toyota forum..... > > > > > > > Well, as I said, I really don't care. People talk about other people, > > their houses, their lifestyles, their hobbies, their looks, their > > cars, etc. To me it's a big "whatever", although I'm not beyond > > having a little fun by pulling their jowls a bit, when necessary > > of course. > > > > But because you mentioned it, I did prowl out to alt.autos.toyota. > > I didn't see much beyond the old cross-posted threads we saw here. > > Is it some other "forum" you were mentioning ? > > > > Bob > > How far back did you go? There was a long string of notes until it was > finally stopped. It may have started as a joke, but it got out of hand > really quickly. Comments by both Saab and Toyota sides were getting > nasty, vulgar and personal. I noticed the same 'Volvo Joke' on other new > groups - fortunately most people just ignored it and let it die. Someone > is pulling our chains. > > > > >

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