Date: Fri, 14 Feb 2003 19:42:50 -0400 From: Dexter J <lamealameadingdongnopsamlamelame.org> Subject: Re: Coldest Valintines Day on Record?
Salutations: Thx Chris.. Here's the kicker - I'm on flood duty for our community rink down here in Halifax tonight (in about 20 mins).. Oh Canada - I proudly don my long johns and rain pants for thee!.. -- J Dexter - webmaster - http://www.dexterdyne.org/ all tunes - no cookies no subscription no weather no ads no news no phone in - RealAudio 8+ Required - all the Time Radio Free Dexterdyne Top Tune o'be-do-da-day Margret Hirt - Baby Its Cold Outside http://www.dexterdyne.org/888/099.RAM Chris Ault wrote: > > An excellent blend of true Canadian heartiness, with a dash of Saab > influence! > > Great job. > > -chris > in Ottawa (Ontario) > -30ƒC this morning, my 900 didn't complain at all > (will be barbecuing tonight too) > > Dexter J wrote: > > > > Salutations: > > > > The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart > > > > 50ƒ Fahrenheit (10ƒ C) > > Californians shiver uncontrollably. > > Canadians plant gardens. > > > > 35ƒ Fahrenheit (1.6ƒ C) > > Italian Cars won't start > > Canadians drive with the windows down > > > > 32ƒ Fahrenheit (0 ƒ C) > > American water freezes > > Canadian water gets thicker. > > > > 0ƒ Fahrenheit (-17.9ƒ C) > > New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. > > Canadians have the last cookout of the season. > > > > -60ƒ Fahrenheit (-51ƒ C) > > Mt.St. Helens freezes. > > Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. > > > > -100ƒ Fahrenheit (-73ƒ C) > > Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. > > Canadians pull down their ear flaps. > > > > -173ƒ Fahrenheit (-114ƒ C) > > Ethyl alcohol Freezes. > > Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the > > keg. > > > > -460ƒ Fahrenheit (-273ƒ C) > > Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. > > Canadians start saying "cold, eh?" > > > > -500ƒ Fahrenheit (-295ƒ C) > > Hell freezes over. > > My 1989 Saab 9000T CD takes a second try to start. > >
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