Date: Fri, 14 Feb 2003 16:18:23 -0500 From: Chris Ault <caultnopsamna.com> Subject: Re: Coldest Valintines Day on Record?
An excellent blend of true Canadian heartiness, with a dash of Saab influence! Great job. -chris in Ottawa (Ontario) -30ƒC this morning, my 900 didn't complain at all (will be barbecuing tonight too) Dexter J wrote: > > Salutations: > > The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart > > 50ƒ Fahrenheit (10ƒ C) > Californians shiver uncontrollably. > Canadians plant gardens. > > 35ƒ Fahrenheit (1.6ƒ C) > Italian Cars won't start > Canadians drive with the windows down > > 32ƒ Fahrenheit (0 ƒ C) > American water freezes > Canadian water gets thicker. > > 0ƒ Fahrenheit (-17.9ƒ C) > New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. > Canadians have the last cookout of the season. > > -60ƒ Fahrenheit (-51ƒ C) > Mt.St. Helens freezes. > Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. > > -100ƒ Fahrenheit (-73ƒ C) > Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. > Canadians pull down their ear flaps. > > -173ƒ Fahrenheit (-114ƒ C) > Ethyl alcohol Freezes. > Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the > keg. > > -460ƒ Fahrenheit (-273ƒ C) > Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. > Canadians start saying "cold, eh?" > > -500ƒ Fahrenheit (-295ƒ C) > Hell freezes over. > My 1989 Saab 9000T CD takes a second try to start. > > -- > > J Dexter - webmaster - http://www.dexterdyne.org/ > all tunes - no cookies no subscription no weather no ads > no news no phone in - RealAudio 8+ Required - all the Time > > Radio Free Dexterdyne Top Tune o'be-do-da-day > Margret Hirt - Baby Its Cold Outside > http://www.dexterdyne.org/888/099.RAM
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