Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2004 23:00:06 -0000 From: "David Wilson" <david.wilsonnopsame.pipex.com> Subject: Re: Warning To All UK Drivers
That reminds me of the pedestrian's revenge - seen last summer. Imagine Oxford street (London, for the foreigners!) Busy road, slow traffic, lots of pedestrians. Out of side street comes grey soft top BMW, roof down, seriously posing driver. Shades, bracelets, big gold watch, the works. Hapless pedestrian walks in front of it. BMW man honks horn - loudly, not at all cool. Pedestrian walks over to car. Slight discussion follows. Pedestrian reaches into car, grabs keys, drops down drain, walks off. BMW drivers speechless. Ditto all the other passing pedestrians, who are rolling about wetting themselves. (Thinks......couldn't do that to a Saab driver......) david "Kristian Steve Jensen" <dat0hksjnopsam.hitos.no> wrote in message news:c00r8s$1247ob$1nopsam66583.news.uni-berlin.de... > > "**-**" <m.faulksnopsamternet.com> skrev i melding > news:c00m4f$11o3t1$1nopsam99813.news.uni-berlin.de... > > If your planning on driving around Sheffield in the near future keep your > > windows up and doors locked. A chap tried to relieve me of F900 yesterday > > evening. Was stopped at Traffic lights with not much else about, passenger > > door opens and dodgy looking character appears in the passenger seat > > requesting I exit my vehicle post haste (or words to that effect). > Needless > > to say I wasn't too keen on this idea and the ciggy I was smoking at the > > time found its way to said characters mug rather rapidly followed by the > > large maglight thats clipped under the drivers seat at which point he made > > his excuses and left (or something to that effect ;-)). > > > > Obviously reported to the Police (minus the ciggy and maglight part) for > all > > the good it'll do. Chap behind the desk mentioned that its getting quite > > common now and really its the only way for them to nick anything with > decent > > security. All I need now is for him to turn up at the Sheffield nick > > reporting he's been assaulted and that would really finish off a stunning > > week nicely :-(. > > > > You were SMOKING in your Saab? > > Kristian > >
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