Date: Thu, 6 Jun 2002 09:58:05 -0400 From: "KeithG" <noonenopsamhlink.net> Subject: Re: MINI
Kind of like the 'Happy Fun Ball' joke ad that they ran on Sat Nite Live years ago (Phil Hartman doing the voice over for the disclaimer for a red pneumatic ball) Hilarious. Happy FUN BALL! -only $14.95- Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball. Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete. Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: Itching Vertigo Dizziness Tingling in extremities Loss of balance or coordination Slurred speech Temporary blindness Profuse sweating Heart palpitations If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration... Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability. Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee. Happy Fun Ball ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES! KeithG "Saab Guy" <SaabynopsamalBox.com> wrote in message news:dedeaf7e.0206052113.56353a02nopsaming.google.com... > This is somewhat off topic for a SAAB news group, but I found it > amusing and I think you all will too... > > I was reading in this months Car & Driver when I came across an > advertisment for the new MINI. The advertisment features a side view > of a MINI and stickers to customize the MINI, on the back of the > stickers is this warning... > > On the back of an ad from Mini which consisted of a photo of a Mini > and stickers to customize it... > > > "MINI's detail stickers are for fun. Detail stickers are not to be > used as body art. The use of detail stickers as weapons is strictly > prohibited. Detail stickers should be stored at room temperature. When > motoring do not use any detail sticker as an eye patch. Do not eat > detail stickers. Leaving detail stickers in odd places may lead to > detail stickers being lost. Detail stickers are stickers, they should > in no way be confused with a Russian spy satellite. Warning: it may be > dangerous for anyone under the age of zero to use detail stickers. > Under no circumstances should a detail sticker be used as a surgical > instrument. ©2002 MINI, a division of BMW NA, LLC. > > > > Enjoy > > Ryan
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