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Posted by vvack0matic [Email] (#1443) [Profile/Gallery] (more from vvack0matic) on Mon, 9 Jul 2007 19:34:18 Share Post by Email
In Reply to: Yeah, I was visiting my girlfriend Daisy Duke., RayF, Mon, 9 Jul 2007 17:38:35
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she didn't mention how we still hang out at the diner she works at.

darn near ever other night she wants me to swing by to help her close.
i always say ill be there but wouldn't you know it...
my other lady gets jealous and breaks down on me every time i`m around 100 miles radius from the diner.
i call up Dasie to let her know what happened and for some reason shes ok with it,.... hmm

now that i think about it she must get on the phone with you right after i hang up,
i don't know why she would mention bo and luke....
.... hmmmm...

ohh she may have be referring to the night i did make it to the diner,

it was late round 3 in the morning and i saw headlights, (0) they were so bright.
Dasie asked if i was ok with the lights on, i hadn't realised they were untill she said something but after i looked up, i glanced out the window and saw luke standing next to my 88spg,
i thought that's odd, and told Daisy i have no problem with the headlights gleaming and went back to my business.
after three hours elapsed i glanced back out the window and saw luke still standing next to the 88spg, so i got up off the floor and proceeded outside, thats when i saw bo standing behind the spg talking or... kinda moaning i looked at luke and asked whats up, he looked at me and said
bo`s stuck and started to laugh when i looked at bo i realized he had a expression of sheer pain on his face and was in a state of unconsciousness.
i asked luke what the heck was going on and he replied with..

(well this is the sweetest car bo has ever saw in his entire life.
and after a few hours of bo trying to sweet talk this fine looking spg, he decided that the cars silence meant she was playing hard to get and then ... well....
.
.
proceeded to get funky with the spg`s muffler and now hes stuck.

.
then luke proceeded to say that a car.. a little four banger has got nothing over the beautiful general lee.
i glanced over to the general lee and thought.. 350 hp
more than likely all low end power with max speed of 90 if its in its good days.
then looked at luke and asked what he has in mind.

he said, at sun up we will start from the diner, cross over the granny anny river then proceed down to the john deer farm then passed the grassy noel and round back to the diner.

i said but luke, i don't want to make you look bad seeing once i drop 3rd if your not passing the grassy noel by then.... well
i`ll have this race.
just then bo gave out a yelp. kind of like when one steps on a cats tail

i looked at luke and asked what do we do about bo,.. him being all up on my car and all.
can you believe it
luke just laughed and said, looks like you got some dead wait to pull around the course.

.
.
well i knew that the car would not run with bo all stuck in the muffler so i grabbed a saws-all and chopped the cadillac converter out, spg was a little loud but it seemed to agree with Dasie seeing her eyes widened and there was a sudden smile that formed over her face.

so then luke and i pulled the two cars up side by side and Dasie walked around front with the sweet little towel she had been playing with before all this mess started.
we waited for about 5 minutes then sun broke and she waved the towel..

((so the part where she mentioned i was chasing after bo and luke,
as you can see it was here, the general lee had a different take off.
which left me grabbing for the next gear..
soon as i dropped 3rd i noticed the general lee only got to the other side of granny anny river,

this is where Dasie lost sight of us
((in which case i was chasing the general lee at this time))


but about the, `trying to impress her`` part
it was when i fired up the spg when it was running straight pipe.

i haven't seen them in sometime, i guess i can blame my car for not wanting to go to the diner.. seeing how bo violated it and all.



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