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Re: Geeez!!! I bought the 96 stroker
Posted by spiv (more from spiv) on Wed, 29 Jan 2003 13:07:29
In Reply to: Geeez!!! I bought the 96 stroker, Larry, Tue, 28 Jan 2003 19:10:10
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1) If it makes you feel any better, that smoke is mostly particulates (soot) that settle out quickly and aren't very reactive with the atmosphere, so they're not much of a pollution source.
2) Tell your neighbors that you're deeply concerned about the spread of West Nile virus, so you paid extra to have your car equipped with a mosquito inhibitor. (Oil smoke is a traditional way to discourage mosquitos.)
3) For the SUV tailgaters: buy a ski rack and two harpoons, the longest you can find. Lash them to the rack facing rearward. (If anybody asks you what they're for, tell them you've taken up spear fishing as a hobby.) Getting an eye-level view of those razor-sharp points should induce the average SUV driver to think seriously about the consequences of rear-ending you. (Rewire your ignition system with solid, unshielded copper conductors and you may be able to jam his cell phone, too -- another aid to safer driving.)
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Posts in this Thread:
- Geeez!!! I bought the 96 stroker, Larry, Tue, 28 Jan 2003 19:10:10
- Re: Geeez!!! I bought the 96 stroker, RobinV, Wed, 29 Jan 2003 20:37:52
- Re: Geeez!!! I bought the 96 stroker, spiv, Wed, 29 Jan 2003 13:07:29 <-- Viewing This Message
- Saab-ness, JohnC, Wed, 29 Jan 2003 08:17:20
- If this is 'problems' then >>>>>>>>, bobD, Tue, 28 Jan 2003 20:38:56
- Re: Geeez!!! I bought the 96 stroker, Pete Kelly, Tue, 28 Jan 2003 19:43:36
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