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You Know You're a Racer When...
Posted by David The Impaler (more from David The Impaler) on Fri, 19 Sep 2003 16:30:29
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I wrote this and thought it was funny enough to share.
You know you're a racer when…
#1- You set up slalom cones down your driveway.
#2- You catch air over speed humps.
#3- Empty parking lots excite you.
#4- You buy tires that wear out quickly ON PURPOSE.
#5- While watching a race on TV, you find yourself leaning into the turns while sitting on the couch.
#6- You chose your route home based on the best curves.
#7- You get excited about construction detours because they make nice chicanes.
#8- Your cup holders are useless because they can't take the g-forces.
#9- Your engine bay is cleaner than your bathroom.
#10- You use your parking brake for more than just parking.
David
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