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Re: How to stop bird crapping on your car?
Posted by Robert (more from Robert) on Tue, 21 Dec 2004 15:09:09
In Reply to: How to stop bird crapping on your car?, t_mokes, Tue, 21 Dec 2004 13:43:11
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I DONT CONDONE THIS....now as a wild crazy teen living on the beach we would through fries into the air to attract teh seagulls then mix in Alka-Seltzer the birds didnt care and would eat anything thrown into the air. After eating a piece of alka seltzer the chemical process that takes place in a glass happens in the stomach, most birds cant throw up and consequently there would be a large build up of gasses that would cause the stomach to rupture. Then they would hemmorage(sp?) and bleed to death slowly and Im sure painfully. I was a sadistic sh..head growing up. i dont condone this nor would I do it today. Let the flames begin...
Robert
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Posts in this Thread:
- How to stop bird crapping on your car?, t_mokes, Tue, 21 Dec 2004 13:43:11
- make lemonade, nt moore, Thu, 23 Dec 2004 07:24:23
- Put it in a glass display case, bRAD, Wed, 22 Dec 2004 16:51:37
- A: take her out for a decent meal first! ;) nm, sab, Tue, 21 Dec 2004 23:41:02
- BB gun...., Saabpilot , Tue, 21 Dec 2004 18:32:36
- here, try this, Aero'ed, Tue, 21 Dec 2004 17:44:50
- Re: Maybe you need a different car...., thegage, Tue, 21 Dec 2004 17:28:44
- Re: How to stop bird crapping on your car?, LesH, Tue, 21 Dec 2004 15:54:12
- Re: How to stop bird crapping on your car?, Robert, Tue, 21 Dec 2004 15:09:09 <-- Viewing This Message
- maybe..., cryptical, Tue, 21 Dec 2004 14:07:08
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