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A man came staggering out of a bar and went to his car, dropped his keys and fell over while picking them up, but eventually got up, climbed into the car and drove off. A policeman in a car who was watching the notorious place immediately pulled him over and gave him a breathalizer test, but the policeman was startled when the test indicated he had not been drinking any alcohol at all.
"I'm the designated decoy," said the man, after several carloads of his friends departed in the other direction.
->Posting last edited on Sat, 10 Nov 2012 19:38:27.
Posts in this Thread:
- A Personal Word about Drinking and Driving..., Scott Paterson
, Thu, 8 Nov 2012 20:24:54- Similar, but somewhat frightening:, Osvensk
, Sat, 10 Nov 2012 16:52:09 <-- Viewing This Message - So I posted this same joke on my FB page....., Noel, Sat, 10 Nov 2012 14:52:05
- Laughing my ass off!, Cmyles
, Fri, 9 Nov 2012 18:18:16 - Re: A Personal Word about Drinking and Driving..., AndymIdle, Fri, 9 Nov 2012 17:36:57
- Re: A Personal Word about Drinking and Driving..., Erik919kt, Fri, 9 Nov 2012 17:26:01
- Re: A Personal Word about Drinking and Driving..., Dean, Fri, 9 Nov 2012 13:32:31
- Re: A Personal Word about Drinking and Driving..., Justin VanAbrahams
, Fri, 9 Nov 2012 11:31:54 - Hilarious! Needed that laugh! n/m, Noel, Fri, 9 Nov 2012 07:54:25
- Re: A Personal Word about Drinking and Driving..., RS
, Fri, 9 Nov 2012 07:06:22 - obviously you made a mistake, DE
, Fri, 9 Nov 2012 05:38:28 - LOL..., MI-Roger
, Fri, 9 Nov 2012 03:40:16 - Re: A Personal Word about Drinking and Driving..., saabsince 93b
, Thu, 8 Nov 2012 21:29:22
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