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Look at the bright side... we will get all these new things
Posted by Coolknight [Email] (more from Coolknight) on Fri, 16 Feb 2001 10:15:35
In Reply to: Saab SUV to made in Mexico?!, bob, Thu, 15 Feb 2001 19:39:45
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1) Tequila shot holder instead of cup holders
2) Sombrero storage space instead of a spare wheel
3) An included first aid kit containing 1 bottle of Tequila, a vacum
packed worm, salt and dehydrated limes as well as a hand made blanket
and a siesta inducing pill.
4) Ashtray designed to hold up premium Havanas or any cigar
5) A cigar storage space that keeps them at the right temp and moisture
and replaces the glove-box
6) A toolkit for own repairs holding one big hammer, a screwdriver and
some strong adesive tape, a pair of scissors and bit of wire
7) An inbuild christian cross instead of the rear mirror with place
for a photo for your loved ones
8) A pesos to corn cubs calculator tool to help with mathematics
replaces the SAAB computer
9) An inbuild salsa dispenser for use with tacos
10) Special belts to fix chicken and pigs securely in the trunk which
replace the dog fixation kit
11) Inbuild child seats olso available for the front passenger seat
12) An optional 2 or 4 childeren seats for the trunk
13) On-star is replaced with On-Field so you can quikly find the
next vegetable farmer
14) Paint can holders for those that are artistic
People I tell you this will be the hotest car in E.LA... hehe
only one question... who will be able to aford it ?
VIVA Mexico !!!
a) THE ABOVE IS A JOKE
b) I have absolutely nothing against Mexican poeple
Regards,
Coolknight
Posts in this Thread:
- Saab SUV to made in Mexico?!, bob, Thu, 15 Feb 2001 19:39:45
- Makes sense to me. US is biggest SUV market, so why, tlrm, Fri, 16 Feb 2001 10:31:58
- Look at the bright side... we will get all these new things, Coolknight, Fri, 16 Feb 2001 10:15:35 <-- Viewing This Message
- That's life in today's auto business., Seamus, Fri, 16 Feb 2001 07:41:01
- About those shared platforms, Nevin, Fri, 16 Feb 2001 00:10:13
- Oh dear. here we go again. I agree. No further comment. n/m, saw, Thu, 15 Feb 2001 23:15:26
- Re: Saab SUV to made in Mexico?!, Keith
, Thu, 15 Feb 2001 20:26:40
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