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My name is Benjamin Beuford Claus ...
Posted by Bubba Claus (more from Bubba Claus) on Fri, 13 Dec 2002 14:00:27
In Reply to: more redneck Christmas cheer-MEMO FROM SANTA, Jason 0W-40, Thu, 12 Dec 2002 19:06:15
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People call me Bubba, just like one of them red-neck boys ... can you
believe that?!?
Santa/0W-40 is right. I do insure my sleigh/trailer with Smith &
Wesson. I load my own rounds, and for bullets I don't use no wimply
hollow points. I use the toughest thing known to man ... FRUIT-CAKE!
I have a diamond saw I use for carving out bullets from fruit-cake.
One time, I had to cap me a perp. Let's just say he ain't perpin'
no more! The trouble is, the bullet didn't stop! It continued on and
is now in orbit.
Do you remember the fiery end to Mir Space Station? Well, that's one
of many satellites which have been downed by the one fruit-cake fragment.
:-)
Bubba
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Posts in this Thread:
- more redneck Christmas cheer-MEMO FROM SANTA, Jason 0W-40, Thu, 12 Dec 2002 19:06:15
- My name is Benjamin Beuford Claus ..., Bubba Claus, Fri, 13 Dec 2002 14:00:27 <-- Viewing This Message
- I know where he spends the rest of the year, too., RS
, Fri, 13 Dec 2002 08:26:49 - Well, all that's jus fahn m'boy, Ed NC, Fri, 13 Dec 2002 08:26:29
- Also, Bubba Claus' sleigh is really a trailer ..., J, Thu, 12 Dec 2002 23:46:15
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