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Re: Can't we all just get along?? Long
Posted by Revenge Is Bad (more from Revenge Is Bad) on Fri, 20 Jul 2001 09:47:10
In Reply to: Can't we all just get along??, Schu, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 06:49:43
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If you really want to ruin a car, may I suggest "going bananas" on it? Simply get yourself a couple dozen bunches of bananas and start jasmming them into every part of the mark's car. Slam them in the doors, get them in the tape deck/cd player, air vents, engine filter, cowl air intakes, and or course any part of the engine that will accept a little fruit. Mashing them all over the upholstery and stuffing the glove box is a good finishing touch but be sure and save a few for the finalé: Ram a few small ones up the tailpipe. The idea isn't to block it but to start a very smelly and smoky banana fire in the their exhaust. The mark is usually so disgusted with the interior that they don't even check the engine or exhaust! Of course, you must be prepared for heavy fines, short jail time and retribution. You already broke the first rule of revenge anyway: NEVER tell ANYONE that you are angry or that you are going to get revenge.
Posts in this Thread:
- Someone Trashed my 900SE......., Mike B., Fri, 20 Jul 2001 01:27:28
- Re: Someone Trashed my 900SE......., MS, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 15:41:01
- You need to wait a few months or so..., then get them..., Alex Athanasiou, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 13:34:17
- You need to wait a few months or so..., then get them..., Alex Athanasiou, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 13:28:55
- Re: Someone Trashed my 900SE......., julz 88 9KT in CDN B.C., Fri, 20 Jul 2001 13:11:14
- Re: URGENT!, lt88cvt, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 12:43:36
- Go for the Gold, Ministry of Dirty Deeds, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 11:58:59
- More Subtle, Ministry Of Dirty Deeds, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 12:03:50
- well THAT sux, but IMO it's hardly trashed, bryan , Fri, 20 Jul 2001 11:38:18
- Re: Someone Trashed my 900SE......., kooch, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 11:07:54
- Take your time and be creative...., Chad, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 10:30:24
- restraint, KeithG, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 10:29:31
- Epoxy their tires..., Eli5, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 10:02:46
- Antifreeze in the oil filler will seize the motor. >more, Keith K, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 09:51:55
- Re: Someone Trashed my 900SE......., devil, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 09:51:42
- its sugar in the gas and it does work n/m, sully, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 09:09:20
- Can't we all just get along??, Schu, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 06:49:43
- The story is........., Mike B, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 05:24:43
- Know how you feel..., Troll, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 03:24:07
- stay calm. email me private. do you know of suspects??>, chrystobal, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 02:18:58
- I can go on forever for what to do..., pissed, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 01:57:57
- Holy $hit! Why?!! I would be absolutely outraged!, Talladega900, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 01:33:45
- What about NitroMethan in the gas??, Jim, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 20:44:14
- where you gonna get nitro methane, you gonna make it?, hafhasg, Sat, 21 Jul 2001 00:23:16
- at the local speed shop? Id think they would sell it...., Jim, Sat, 21 Jul 2001 15:20:26
- (The real post is here, damned enter key), bazil burns, Sat, 21 Jul 2001 11:16:52
- OOOH! GOOD idea!, bazil burns, Sat, 21 Jul 2001 11:14:46
- Sugar effect is an urban legend - i.e. a hoax, Bill D, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 09:00:05
- powdered sugar or granulated? (more), MS, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 02:49:25
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