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Insult to injury>> (Funny, considering my last 24...)
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Posted by Talladega900 (more from Talladega900) on Wed, 16 Jan 2002 17:26:12 Share Post by Email
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So I know I live in the sticks, but does my wife need to be such a smartass??!! :-)

She sends me this e-mail joke today:

> Over the last five years the N.T.S.B. has been covertly funding a project
> with U.S. Auto makers whereby the auto makers have been installing "black
> boxes" in all four wheel drive pick up trucks they have manufactured. This
> was to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15
> seconds before the crash.They were surprised in 42 of the 50 states the
> last words of the drivers in 61.2% of the fatal crashes were, "OH SHIT!"
> Only the states of Arkansas, West Virginia, Georgia, Mississippi,
> Louisiana, Alabama, Texas, and Tennessee were different, where over 89.3%
> of the final words were, "Hold my beer and watch this."


LOL! I do love my Val!

Jim M.

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