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How to tell if you're Saab-worthy...
Posted by Todd A. (more from Todd A.) on Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:09:48
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After reading an early post by someone who said he's considering buying a Honda because Saabs are to quirky, I was inpired to write the following. Please feel free to contribute your own additional criteria.
<h1>How to tell if you're Saab-worthy (with apologies to Elaine from Seinfeld).</h1>
Your idea of a dream vacation is:
a) Carnival Cruise to the Bahamas
b) backpacking trip to Kilamanjaro?
Your stock portfolio consists of:
a) Coke (KE), GM (GM), Int'l Paper (IP), and Exxon (XOM)
b) Red Hat Linux (RHAT), Apple Computer (AAPL), Championship Auto Racing (MPH), Grand Adventure (GATT)
Your idea of good food is:
a) roast beef, potato salad, corn, beans
b) Filet Mignon, sushi, jambalaya, oysters on the half shell
Your favorite beer is:
a) Bud Light
b) Newcastle
Your favorite wine is:
a) Franzia, preferable white zinfandel
b) Chateau Lafite Rothschild
When standing at the top of the Empire State Building, you think:
a) Man, this is scary. I'd better back away.
b) Man, I wish I had a hang glider up here.
Your idea of a cool pet is:
a) a cocker spaniel
b) a burmese python
Your movie collection consists of:
a) Sleepless in Seattle, Beaches, Pretty Woman, Titanic'
b) Citizen Kane, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Casino
Your music collection consists of:
a) Celine Dion, Phil Collins, Kenny Rogers, Linda Ronstadt
b) Tori Amos, Dave Matthews Band, Bela Fleck, G. Love and Special Sauce
If your answers are mostly "a", get out of here and go to the nearest Honda dealer. If your answers are mostly "b", you're
worthy.
Posts in this Thread:
- How to tell if you're Saab-worthy..., Todd A., Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:09:48 <-- Viewing This Message
- Re: How to tell if you're Saab-worthy..., Jake
, Sat, 10 Feb 2001 01:59:29 - I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but..., Monster, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 23:43:06
- Catagorizations and the affinity for labels is, tlrm, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 18:29:02
- Profile? We don't need no stinking profile...., DET, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 18:07:46
- Saab-worthy?? Who are you to try to define what it is, Texron, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 17:06:31
- Re: How to tell if you're Saab-worthy..., modest mouse
, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 16:18:17 - GUINNESS! hrmp... Newcastle? What? Are you a yob? n/m, Dinger, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:54:20
- sell your saab to me...., chrisx, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:52:31
- Re: How to tell if you're Saab-worthy..., Joho, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:40:16
- My Music consist of mostly Bob Marley, Peter Tosh...., Mike 87 900s, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:35:04
- And if you are mostly none of the above?, saw, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:34:20
- I might not be Saab worthy..., Scott Paterson
, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:27:59 - Dave Matthews???? Yikes...., Charlie, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:25:40
- Tori Amos???, WASSAAB, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:19:23
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