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oooh, this reminds me of a story..
Posted by Jesse and his Champ [Email] (more from Jesse and his Champ) on Wed, 1 Mar 2006 20:42:35
In Reply to: I earned a "Get out of drunk card" but..., Arabiflora
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, Wed, 1 Mar 2006 18:14:34
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Back when I lived in Amherst, I had a girlfriend in Boston. I had a rather fine '88 900s that had just taken me to LA and back with 200k on the clock. Anyway, I had a bad breakup with said girl one weekend and I was about to leave Boston when a friend called. Apparently a fringe character in our group of friends was sick, in the city, and in need of a ride home. I said, "oh, is he, like, puking??" and my friend said, "no, no, just sick." So when I went to collect him, they scraped him off the floor near the toilet and plunked him into the old champ with a paper bag.
Not long after we exited the city and began going west on the Mass Pike, he said, "dude, you need to pull-over." Now, as Mass residents know, there is nowhere to 'pull-over' westbound on the Pike after just leaving the city. So i was like, "you're gonna have to use that bag." And he was like, "it wont suffice." So I said, "well roll down your window." So, the whole way home, this 'friend' is hanging out the window doing his business.
At that moment, I had to just laugh at the absurdity of life. You break up with a girl and your 'friend' is puking all over the side of your car. I ended up pulling into a gas station after I dropped him off, and squeegeed what i could off the car.
Anyway, onward and upward.
Cheers,
Jesse
(saabless at the moment, unless you count the dead Champ ('88 900s 240k, a different one!) in front of my house)
posted by 151.203.106...
Posts in this Thread:
- I earned a "Get out of drunk card" but..., Arabiflora
, Wed, 1 Mar 2006 18:14:34- Dog Puke may be worse, Zaab
, Thu, 2 Mar 2006 08:13:56 - Re: I earned a "Get out of drunk card" but..., Barry, Thu, 2 Mar 2006 00:08:55
- oooh, this reminds me of a story.., Jesse and his Champ, Wed, 1 Mar 2006 20:42:35 <-- Viewing This Message
- point bock from stevens pt, wi, saabnroark
, Wed, 1 Mar 2006 19:26:57 - Re: I earned a "Get out of drunk card" but..., nuysSAAB
, Wed, 1 Mar 2006 19:20:41 - Febreeze. Amazing Stuff. 'Nuff said...., Chaz, Wed, 1 Mar 2006 19:05:19
- woops, not so good it deserved posting twice., RayF, Thu, 2 Mar 2006 08:49:29
- Re: A mean practical joke., RayF, Thu, 2 Mar 2006 08:48:44
- Re: A mean practical joke., RayF, Thu, 2 Mar 2006 08:48:31
- possible hidden issue (in case febreeze doesn't work), peanut, Wed, 1 Mar 2006 19:10:19
- BTW, good call driving your friend..., Chaz, Wed, 1 Mar 2006 19:08:04
- You bet!, Arabiflora
, Wed, 1 Mar 2006 19:28:53- H202, Camm
, Thu, 2 Mar 2006 08:27:58
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