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Silver lining in every cloud...
Posted by David Ingram (more from David Ingram) on Fri, 3 Dec 2004 08:12:58
In Reply to: Lost my 94 cs n/a 5 speed..., Yaofeng, Thu, 2 Dec 2004 18:09:50
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...you might be able to get the other driver's insurance to pay for your car, or its repairs, then take matters into your own hands. Now's your chance! At long last, you can:
Slap on non-matching body panels (contrasting colors are best!); attach with duct tape
Install old-fashioned round sealed beam headlights from a 99, or perhaps a '73 Chevy or the like -- but only on one side
Mount large set of steer horns a la Texas ranchers on the hood
Emblazon the car with all manner of non-Saab engine decals (VTEC, Kompressor, why not TDI?)
Finish off with large chrome fart can exhaust tip, maybe some nice chrome wheel arches, door edges, and a pair of "Back Off!" mud flaps
Just make sure to wear an expensive suit whenever you drive it.
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Posts in this Thread:
- Lost my 94 cs n/a 5 speed..., Yaofeng, Thu, 2 Dec 2004 18:09:50
- Re: Lost my 94 cs n/a 5 speed..., EricG, Sat, 4 Dec 2004 10:04:33
- Silver lining in every cloud..., David Ingram, Fri, 3 Dec 2004 08:12:58 <-- Viewing This Message
- There's a few '98's on cars dot.., zeke, Fri, 3 Dec 2004 06:49:08
- My condolences, good luck with whatever you decide! n/m, Craig, Fri, 3 Dec 2004 06:34:58
- Thanks to all who replied..., Yaofeng, Fri, 3 Dec 2004 05:10:26
- After you get a chance to look at it properly, ..., Bill Homer
, Thu, 2 Dec 2004 20:00:11 - Sorry to hear about the accident, James, Thu, 2 Dec 2004 19:28:53
- Sorry to hear about your misfortune, but if you can..., TonyJ
, Thu, 2 Dec 2004 19:10:20 - My condolences, but don't count it out, donE, Thu, 2 Dec 2004 18:22:21
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