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divorce yer wife
Posted by xq [Email] (more from xq) on Thu, 24 May 2001 21:32:16
In Reply to: Sunvisor, mother-in-law, possible homicide indictment, WitsEnd, Thu, 24 May 2001 09:10:57
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no wife.... no mother in law... it all seems so simple. Of course, if you truly love your wife, yet can't stand her mother, I'd heartily suggest murder. I've always been fond of sawing the steering column 3/4 the way through, then inviting the victim to an all-expense paid weekend trip up 1A to Mendocino. Usually it's been months before they're found, depending on the time of year of course. Sometimes a slice on the brake hydraulic line has done the trick too. BTW, don't forget to cozy up and get that all important life insurance policy beneficiary changed too. Once you've gotten the settlement, you'll be tearing those visors off for fun!!! Let us know how you make out!
Posts in this Thread:
- Sunvisor, mother-in-law, possible homicide indictment, WitsEnd, Thu, 24 May 2001 09:10:57
- divorce yer wife, xq, Thu, 24 May 2001 21:32:16 <-- Viewing This Message
- 1. pull down visor 2 swivel vs combining the two and failing, Greg, Thu, 24 May 2001 16:16:32
- Re: Sunvisor, mother-in-law, possible homicide indictment, Ken , Thu, 24 May 2001 11:31:13
- C'mon, folks, really need to get this resolved, WitsEnd, Thu, 24 May 2001 10:05:45
- Re: Sunvisor, mother-in-law, possible homicide indictment, JerryC, Thu, 24 May 2001 09:35:37
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