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What's the Worst Line You've Heard from a Mechanic?
Posted by Roger (NAWC) [Email] (more from Roger (NAWC)) on Tue, 19 Mar 2002 09:23:15
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I'm sure we all have stories about mechanics giving a load of b.s. either to jack up the repair cost, or just from ignorance about cars/Saabs. What's your best story?
Mine was after a getting towed by AAA when the hall effect sensor wires broke on my 1986 900T. It was taken to a nearby gas station in Brooklyn. After trying to fix this and that, he said it could be the ignition computer. I told him the car doesn't have one, just an ignition module. He said, "It has to have a computer. It's fuel injected."
So what are your war stories?
Roger
1986 900T
1980 99GLi
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Posts in this Thread:
- What's the Worst Line You've Heard from a Mechanic?, Roger (NAWC), Tue, 19 Mar 2002 09:23:15 <-- Viewing This Message
- "Yer tires arn't rubber , they're NYLON "..., Cannonball, Wed, 20 Mar 2002 22:02:16
- Worst line was on oil !!, JEC, Wed, 20 Mar 2002 14:34:30
- "Can't replace a bearing unless you buy four new tires", Ari
, Wed, 20 Mar 2002 13:16:40 - "You'll Blow Your Turbo!!", Seerwah, Wed, 20 Mar 2002 11:19:32
- $800 for front brakes, Adam Dawson, Wed, 20 Mar 2002 10:56:58
- From a Volkswagen service advisor to a customer who..., Wavey, Wed, 20 Mar 2002 09:43:46
- "I'll tell you what it needs, but I won't do the work.", KL, Wed, 20 Mar 2002 08:47:38
- Re: What's the Worst Line You've Heard from a Mechanic?, Wayne, Tue, 19 Mar 2002 19:12:12
- "With those Saab front brakes..., JohnC, Tue, 19 Mar 2002 18:09:09
- Re: What's the Worst Line You've Heard from a Mechanic?, Eric Law, Tue, 19 Mar 2002 14:55:08
- There's no tourque for lug nuts., KeithR, Tue, 19 Mar 2002 14:03:40
- here's a bad story from my days of youth as a.., RickP, Tue, 19 Mar 2002 13:53:51
- Re: What's the Worst Line You've Heard from a Mechanic?, compaqted, Tue, 19 Mar 2002 13:43:37
- Re: What's the Worst Line You've Heard from a Mechanic?, sturz, Tue, 19 Mar 2002 13:40:54
- Re: What's the Worst Line You've Heard from a Mechanic?, mateored, Tue, 19 Mar 2002 13:26:50
- Worst Line I've Heard from a Mechanic?, Scalera, Tue, 19 Mar 2002 12:26:18
- Re: What's the Worst Line You've Heard from a Mechanic?, RS
, Tue, 19 Mar 2002 11:56:09 - A Jeep dealership recommended..., Bob M, Tue, 19 Mar 2002 10:54:55
- "It's all one piece these days" >>, Dinger, Tue, 19 Mar 2002 10:47:36
- "You're not putting it into reverse properly.", Dave Westlake, Tue, 19 Mar 2002 10:38:50
- Honest, I wouldn't try to do that to your wife!, Texron, Tue, 19 Mar 2002 09:46:42
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