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Don't forget to take a shit before you drive
Posted by George D (more from George D) on Thu, 19 Apr 2001 16:57:00
In Reply to: Re: Putting a 9KT on a diet....Ideas?, Turboman, Thu, 19 Apr 2001 14:21:34
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also:
remove dash, rear and passenger seats, all carpeting, etc.
scrape off all the paint (saves at least 5lbs)
remove rear bumper (you need the front for aerodynamic reasons)
inflate tires with helium -much lighter than atmospheric air
drive naked
shave all hair off your body
remove license plates
remove airbags and seatbelts -it's a calculated risk OK?
these are just some basic mods to get you started. They should shave at least 0.007-0.008 seconds off your time.
Posts in this Thread:
- Putting a 9KT on a diet....Ideas?, bryan
, Thu, 19 Apr 2001 13:34:14- Great artical a few years back by Peter Egan in R&T., Talladega900, Fri, 20 Apr 2001 15:46:41
- Jenny Craig for cars..., Cameron, Thu, 19 Apr 2001 23:49:53
- Re: Putting a 9KT on a diet....Ideas?, jp, Thu, 19 Apr 2001 17:51:36
- Re: Putting a 9KT on a diet....Ideas?, Turboman, Thu, 19 Apr 2001 14:21:34
- While were on weight savings and exhaust, ever thought about, Talladega900, Thu, 19 Apr 2001 22:08:18
- Don't forget to take a shit before you drive, George D, Thu, 19 Apr 2001 16:57:00 <-- Viewing This Message
- gotta be funniest post of the year! n/m, dave, Fri, 20 Apr 2001 20:27:40
- Re: Don't forget to take a shit before you drive, jp, Fri, 20 Apr 2001 08:29:58
- Tears in my eyes and my wife is looking at me funny for laughing, TimN
, Thu, 19 Apr 2001 22:01:16 - I'm way ahead of ya on the driving naked!! n/m, bryan
, Thu, 19 Apr 2001 17:22:40 - how come this bb is all of a sudden funny? good stuff! n/m, sully, Thu, 19 Apr 2001 17:05:10
- My solution, SteveW, Thu, 19 Apr 2001 14:20:41
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