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Posted by Kyle (more from Kyle) on Sat, 21 Dec 2002 12:42:13
In Reply to: What's the best way to change SAABs?-->, roman, Fri, 20 Dec 2002 17:44:17
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and store them in your driveway or various other places around Worcester. Then we can assemble two good cars from all the donor vehicles, and sell one for the same cost as all of the donor cars, and you get to keep one for free.
Then we strip all of the remaining good parts from the other carcasses, sell the good parts on ebay, and use that money to start all over.
Once we have a fleet of 10 cars at our disposal, we can gather willing participants and tour the midwest, where the sheer spectacle of more than one Saab within a 50 mile radius will cause traffic jams and media coverage. Onlookers will stare in amazement at the oddities of swedish design, while marvelling at the interior's progressive "cockpit like" feel, which is not present in the interior of any other car, and never will be anywhere, ever...only Saabs.
Once we reach the west coast, we'll have a mass "bailout" and drive the cars into the Pacific Ocean, where centuries from now, underwater explorers will find them, and marvel at the oddities of ancient Swedish design, particularly the progressive "cockpit like" interior, and they'll wonder if they were actually flying cars, until someone reminds them that flying cars didn't arrive until 2050, and these cars were built somewhere between 1986 and 1998. No one will ever be sure if the 1998 CSE had an Aero suspension.
We start today at 2:30 Roman, get ready.
-Kyle
-Kyle
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