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Hilarious
Posted by Michael O'Brien [Email] (more from Michael O'Brien) on Fri, 20 Jul 2001 16:13:05
In Reply to: Not MENSA members..., Bill Cannastra, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 14:41:37
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Next time that happens, try the following:
Look directly into the person's eyes with a concerned look on your face (5 seconds)
Cock your head slightly to the left, continuing to look into their eyes (5 seconds)
Return your head to an upright position, continuing to look into their eyes (5 seconds)
Look up into the sky/Look at the sky out the window (10 seconds)
Look back at the person in question, open your mouth to speak, close it after a few seconds, and finally proceed with the following line.
"What color is the sky in your world?"
My friend has done this in numerous situations. Electronics stores. Bars & pubs. Fast food "restaurants." (He almost made a kid cry at McDonalds!) I guarantee that you'll enjoy the reaction, regardless of whether they "get it" or not.
Sincerely,
Michael O'Brien (USA)
Posts in this Thread:
- Hahahahaha!!!!!!!, Black Blur 9000, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 14:13:32
- specialists?, Chad, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 16:42:25
- Not MENSA members..., Bill Cannastra, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 14:41:37
- Cor ! that impressed me, julz 88 9KT in CDN B.C., Fri, 20 Jul 2001 19:01:57
- Aha ! A real audiophile you are Bill..., TKC, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 17:38:10
- Hilarious, Michael O'Brien, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 16:13:05 <-- Viewing This Message
- Mind games, Black Blur 9000, Fri, 20 Jul 2001 23:05:45
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