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Slap the back of your neck fast and repeatedly
Posted by Nervousaaber (more from Nervousaaber) on Mon, 7 Jul 2003 14:38:08
In Reply to: I ask them if they like anal sex..., Milquetoast, Sun, 6 Jul 2003 02:47:21
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and hold the phone so the caller can hear it. When the caller's voice trails off (it will) get back on the phone as say "whatsamatta with you?keep talking, b!+ch!! You know Daddy likes that dirty talk!"
Follow up with liberal sprinking of grunts and screams. Get your pets and power tools involved.
If the caller's still there, tell em (address the caller as Nancy, no matter what his/her name) that you need to step out for cig, that you haven't had it this good since before your sister left for college, and could they call this same time every night.
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