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Why does everyone think I'm racing them...
Posted by TERRY (more from TERRY) on Wed, 26 May 2004 10:11:56
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I think it's the stupid bypass valve, which I took off and turned back conventional to see if there was any difference. It's just louder. Unless you just want something shiney under your hood, forget aftermarket BP valves. If you want your bypass to last forever and work faster, just turn it in reverse orientation. I used to like the noise, but now everyone thinks I'm a boy racer. Which brings me to today...
This afternoon I was minding my own business when this very immature A-hole cuts me off at the light in this old N/A Porsche cabrio. He's looking at me in the rear view mirror donning his members only jacket and his 1982 Rayban sunglasses patting his dash board and shaking his head from side to side letting me know that I would be stupid to even think that I was gonna race his big dollar time capsule. For the life of me, I can't figure out why this clown thought I was racing him, but he was very proud of his guards red classic, and I almost felt sorry for him that he spent all of his money on the Porsche, and somehow felt that he was invincible on the metropolitan speedways of Charlotte. (Remember, this was a mid 80's N/A car.) My sympathy for the 80's time traveler was very much in vain because a certain sliver slut was very insulted by all of this posturing. I tried to stop her but she had the devil inside of her, and she wasn't going to be reasoned with (she's been very cranky recently with bad PMS.) Well, as you all know, kill stories are frowned upon here, so I'm sure you can all just imagine the look on his face shortly there after. That, and the faintest noise of broken sunglasses that were subsequently blown off of a certain dorks face. Such a cheeseball. Anyway, I'm turning the bypass back around tonight when I get home.
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Posts in this Thread:
- Why does everyone think I'm racing them..., TERRY, Wed, 26 May 2004 10:11:56 <-- Viewing This Message
- Re: Why does everyone think I'm racing them..., Noah, Fri, 28 May 2004 21:39:31
- Sounds like Steve Dallas from Bloom County . . . n/m, jc, Thu, 27 May 2004 06:09:52
- tell me about it haha, Gordon , Wed, 26 May 2004 22:51:25
- Re: Why does everyone think I'm racing them..., JJ, Wed, 26 May 2004 19:40:53
- haha.. Members only jacket.. Thanks for the image -nm, elliott, Wed, 26 May 2004 18:00:58
- sounds like fun, davenew, Wed, 26 May 2004 14:31:01
- naah, Goran, Fri, 28 May 2004 06:25:16
- Re: naah, TERRY, Fri, 28 May 2004 10:02:35
- Re: naah, Goran, Sat, 29 May 2004 03:07:24
- Re: naah, Goran, Fri, 28 May 2004 09:18:04
- Nice one Terry..>, StanleyB, Wed, 26 May 2004 12:24:44
- Re: Why does everyone think I'm racing them..., Kevin O, Wed, 26 May 2004 10:43:42
- HaHa, Nice Terry, I would have liked to have been there, Steve88SiS, Wed, 26 May 2004 10:40:10
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