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Here's what you should do old chap...
Posted by Ne'er-do-well [Email] (more from Ne'er-do-well) on Sun, 19 May 2002 15:59:25
In Reply to: Good question--->, roman, Sun, 19 May 2002 13:43:54
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First, carfully drain out all of the oil onto your Mom's garage floor. Then, when she comes to yell at you about making a mess, remind her that you have that nifty white powder that Mike got from Meineke.
Once the white powder has soaked up all of the oil, pour the oil soaked powder into the oil fill. Run the engine at full throttle for 10mins, being sure to drain the coolant beforehand to avoid breaking the water pump.
The oil soaked powder will provide a "self-honing" process the the cylinder walls, and help to freshen up the crosshatching. If the engine stops running before the 10mins is up, it just means that it has finished early.
The car is now ready to be buried in your moms back yard.
Good Luck!
-Chester Rockwell
'02 VW Beetle
posted by 65.96.242...
Posts in this Thread:
- Oil level is too high----->, roman, Sun, 19 May 2002 13:09:29
- Disregard, was ment for 900 board. nm, Jim Moncrief, Mon, 20 May 2002 16:01:16
- Whenever I see an overfilled crankcase, I look to see, Jim Moncrief, Mon, 20 May 2002 16:00:11
- Ed and Craig are right on,,, KeithR, Sun, 19 May 2002 21:39:10
- Re: lets hope not - the reason the light was, ed's 89 T, Sun, 19 May 2002 20:59:24
- Re: Oil level is too high----->, Craig, Sun, 19 May 2002 13:19:17
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