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Re: The Question of the Day
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Posted by Thorir Jonsson (more from Thorir Jonsson) on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:28:59 Share Post by Email
In Reply to: The Question of the Day, -993-, Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:47:48
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A few years back in one of those deep, glacial formed, fjords, an avalanche fell reaching the ocean and causing a tidal wave. The wave ran across the fjord causing some minor damage. An hour or two after the incident a young reporter was interviewing the local police chief on live radio:

Reporter: ... and is this tidal wave still happening?
Officer: ... [silence]... Uhhhmmmm ... [more silence] .. uhmm. No, it is not.

This was so awkward and embarrassing. I almost crashed my saab I was laughing so hard. Poor girl.

Another good one, and this one clever, a relative of mine asked once. This was probably 20 or 30 years ago. He was around 20 at the time and went down to the local gas station to wash and clean his car. This was some beat up old sedan, but good enough to get from a to b. He was done washing and the car and was vacuuming the interior, when some impatient middle aged banker pulls up in his shiny new car and want's to use the vacuum cleaner and declares:

Banker: "It's hardly worth it, cleaning an old beater like this!"
Relative: "You do wash yourself occasionally, despite being so ugly? Don't you?"

The banker turning red and blue in the face, never said another word. Got back in his car and drove away.

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