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you just hit my dealer on the head!!! i'm too funny...
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Posted by modest mouse [Email] (#3510) [Profile/Gallery] (more from modest mouse) on Thu, 12 Apr 2001 12:29:30 Share Post by Email
In Reply to: Car Salespeople: All Like This? (rant-like), Dan W, Wed, 11 Apr 2001 15:18:29
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i actually went to the owner of Checkpoint Saab here in Buffalo and told him all about what an a**hole his parts department guy is (you'd think he was a salesperson ;)

he actually seemed surprised at first, and then i called him on that. i actually asked him "is this the first time someone has made a comment about this jerk?". of course, the response was "not quite, but... he's been with us a long time, blahblahblahblah"...

i said if i have to deal with him, my fiancee is going to go to the dealer outside of the city. he then told me to talk to him before i did anything with the parts department.

Me: Hello Sir, I'd like 2 keys (to take somewhere else to have them cut).
Parts Guy (Ron): What do I look like, a parts guy?
Me: Yes, Sir, 2 keys please.
Parts Guy: What are you a complete idiot, you want me to help you?
Me: Yes, that's correct, 2 keys please.
Parts Guy: What, are you serious, you want to buy something from us?
Me: Yes Sir, I need 2 blank keys.
Parts Guy: What, do I look like I have time to help you?
Me: Yep, that's all I need... 2 keys.
Parts Guy: What, do you really think we need to sell you something?
Me: Yes Sir, may I have 2 keys for my 87 900
Parts Guy: Can I help you, you stupid moron?
Me: Yes Sir, I need 2 blank keys please.
Parts Guy: Hang on, I must get the phone.
Me: No Problem.
Parts Guy: You're still here?
Me: Yes Sir. I need 2 keys.
Parts Guy: Sigh... You know, you're killing my stats. I'm top parts guy here. I just can't sell you anything. Do you need an engine? Maybe a clutch?
Me: Just 2 keys please.
Parts Guy: You still here?
Me: Yes Sir.
Parts Guy: Fine, here are your keys. THat'll be $205.21
Me: Thank you sir... MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!!


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