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The next few little stories are all true stuff
that happended to me over the years with all
sorts of cars.... enjoy the lough. LOL
1- One day I drive my Dad's Jeep Grand Cherokee
over some twisted roads, and not being used to
its size I manage to get one rear wheel into
a small ditch. The Jeeps wheel goes down, big noise
and up again. But the power is gone. So my brother
who is with me suggests that we stop to check the rear.
Well the steel bumper was bend up and the exhaust tube
squezed together, so we used a tool to open up the
exhaust and jumped on the bumber until it was straigt. LOL
Ok, happy that we could fix it we drive on, till I notice...
where is my PURSE... AHHHHHHHHH, drive back in the middle
of the night and after a 30 minute search LUCK I find it.
2- So another day with the Jeep I drive to the Airport
to buy some newspapers... park car, go inside buy papers,
come to car, open car... where are the keys??? Look inside
car... on ignition and it is locked. AHHHHHHHH.... now starts
the search to find a piece of wire. After some time some
fuel station guy is kind enough to give me one. Go to car,
and open the thing... after 5 mins it was open, no damage done.
3- Ok, meet girlfriend, have nice dinner and being in France
I stop at some distant place... and well as you might guess
we start having fun... till knock knock on window... AHHHHHH
Who is that? I open the misty window and see a French COP
and he asks, "Where are you from"
answer questions, show car papers etc. While girlfriend hides
under my jacket. COP big smile in his face... "HAVE A NICE NIGHT"
The French COPS are cool for this ;)
4- OK, fiends and me go to Italy to drink some wine, and
as you guess all except the driver have had more then their
share. On the way back (we were 5, 2 in front 3 in rear) one
of my pals sticks his head out of the rear window to get some fresh
air like the guy in front of him was doing. Then as I look at my
pal sitting on the front passenger seat, he turns green. Me and
the dude next to me take COVER. Next thing we hear is "Cool
some sprinklers, how refreshing"... cleaning the right side
of the car and the right rear seat was less fun LOL. Anyways
to clean the car we picked some of these huge toilet paper rolls
and at the border to Switzerland, the customs official very
concerned tells us that we can't import such amounts of "Cheese",
until we showed him that it was toilet paper. LOL Who's wasted here?
5- Ok it's April 1st 0:50 AM... as I close in on the French/Swiss
border... a French customs official stops me. He decides to search
my car with a dope sniffing dog. Dog proceeds... and I watch... watch...
while some French customs official asks me all kind of questions.
"I think, hope they don't find my radar detector, which was hidden
in my seat" (stuff is illegal in most places in Europe) Anyways
after one hour of a full car search with the dumb dog they didn't find
my RD and they let me go. So on to the Swiss border... as I get
closer they close the gate. Crap... what now... Swiss customs
official asks me all kind of questions and takes my drivers license...
comes back and tells me that it has been cancelled... What do you mean
cancelled, for what reason? Then he takes a huge lough, gives me my
license and opens the gate. Well I will never cross the border again
that early on April 1st. Those guys are just trying to have fun LOL
6- So on a drive to Paris in my Integrale I drive on the freeway and
I am only doing around well er 135Mph or so, I pass a Blue Renault
Alpine with a French COP inside and a real good looking women. He looks
at me like if I was from Mars... LOL and guess what he was off duty ;)
7- So during the same drive I pass by a COP on his bike, standing
on the right side of the freeway, still going way to fast... guess
what "He was asleep" cause there was hardly any traffic!!! LOL good
for me!
Regards,
Coolknight
, Wed, 20 Jun 2001 13:16:02
, Wed, 20 Jun 2001 10:43:23, Wed, 20 Jun 2001 10:46:07, Tue, 19 Jun 2001 14:34:07
, Tue, 19 Jun 2001 16:54:43
, Tue, 19 Jun 2001 13:07:34
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